Ben Stiller's Unfortunate Hair
May. 19th, 2009 06:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swampofboredomSeriously, Ben Stiller?
I think you're going to regret this hair. I'm no expert, but your face is too long for long hair. I mean, sure, your face could long extra long because of your gaping mouth, but I don't think so. You also looked like you just rolled out of bed and couldn't be bothered to sprinkle a little water on the Alfalfa sprouts on your crown. Admittedly, I could have searched for a more flattering picture but it's late, I'm lazy and I have had a beer. My attention span isn't the best at the moment. Plus, I've seen enough pictures of you promoting your latest movie to know that this picture isn't an anomaly. Your hair really does look that bad.
I think you're going to regret this hair. I'm no expert, but your face is too long for long hair. I mean, sure, your face could long extra long because of your gaping mouth, but I don't think so. You also looked like you just rolled out of bed and couldn't be bothered to sprinkle a little water on the Alfalfa sprouts on your crown. Admittedly, I could have searched for a more flattering picture but it's late, I'm lazy and I have had a beer. My attention span isn't the best at the moment. Plus, I've seen enough pictures of you promoting your latest movie to know that this picture isn't an anomaly. Your hair really does look that bad.